Monday, August 3, 2009

How to move to Mongolia in 10 Easy Steps

Seattle, Washington
Monday, August 3, 2009

When that job offer in Mongolia comes through, here’s the list you’ll need to make it onto the airplane…
  1. Get a roll of accounting tape: you’re going to need it for all the lists you’ll make
  2. Write down EVERY moving-related task that occurs to you--otherwise you’ll keep waking up in the middle of the night wondering about the same stuff
  3. Indulge your mother’s penchant & skill for on-line shopping. (Despite the “wonders of the Web”, shopping in July for -25 Celcius weather is not a straightforward task.)
  4. Craigslist is your new best friend (great for finding renters, selling cars, and giving away stuff)
  5. Find renters you trust AND like—it’s a great relief
  6. Accept moving and cleaning help from friends and family: you’re going to need it
  7. Accept your mother and step-father’s generous offer to move into their house for the last week before you go. Otherwise, you may never get the house cleared out…
  8. Start a mental inventory of everything in your house. There are six possible categories: Stuff to take, Stuff to ship (that you won’t need right away), Stuff to give away, Stuff to throw away, Stuff to store for your return, and Undecided
  9. When the “Undecided” stuff is finally down to a smallish pile, toss it all in a box and stash somewhere--you are free at last...
  10. Thank all those who helped profusely—you couldn’t have done it without them!
Picture: Frank with a truckload of “Undecided” items…